PinnedTed BauerAbout Me And Why You Might Subscribe To My MediumJust the facts, ma’am.Sep 29, 20233Sep 29, 20233
Ted Bauer“A F*cking Three Year-Old Doesn’t Know The Guest List, Son.”The weird dividing line between “events for parents” and “events for non-parents.”18h ago118h ago1
Ted BauerI Think We Can Figure Out The Candy Family Massacre In Oklahoma, YesThis seems to be an issue of legacy.20h ago320h ago3
Ted BauerIs There More Social Justice Because There’s Less Motherhood?Hmm, that’s an interesting little theory.1d ago41d ago4
Ted BauerWhat Is The Collective Take On “The Sprinkle” Baby Shower These Days?This one I’ve never understood, although I suppose if the second child is a different gender, it makes sense.1d ago31d ago3
Ted BauerWhat’s Funniest Is, Donald Trump And Hunter Biden Are The Same GuyAdrift, looking for fatherly love, but just a different type of addiction.3d ago13d ago1