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I go to Costco every Sunday. (Sometimes, oh my, I go on Saturdays.) It’s normally a pretty basic place to navigate, as every store ostensibly looks the same and has the same flow, but in the last 12 months, I have noticed one trend at my main Costco. I often see 12- or 13-year-old boys in the carts, on a tablet, playing some game, as their mom pushes them around. I see no problem with this if you’re 4 or 5. 12 or 13? That feels odd. Can’t you be walking around helping your mom by that age? If you’re gonna go to college (does that still exist?), you’ll be out of the house doing stuff in a half-decade. Maybe don’t roll in the cart anymore.

I see this literally 3–4 times per Sunday. It’s very odd to me.

Well, two-three months ago, we took our neighbors, who were considering getting a Costco membership. The husband sees all these teens in shopping carts and says to me:

“Future OnlyFans subscribers.”

I laughed as I got an expensive bag of avocados.

Why would he say that? Because these boys seem like they could become what the chronically-online call “simps” as they get older. Quintessential mommy’s boys, perhaps, but with a fondness for the Internet…