“What Young Boy Isn’t Going To Gang Bang A Woman Giving Him Alcohol And Dip?”

One of life’s great questions.

Out of Kentucky, we have a woman named Ellen Phillips, age 39, who became the latest in a long line of teachers to sexually manipulate and abuse some of their students. It’s all detailed here:

Kentucky teaching aide made victims t-shirts saying 'I <3 Hot Moms'

In the entire history of the Daily Mail website, this may be the best/worst paragraph ever written:

She admitted to trying to bribe the boys with booze and chewing tobacco, with one concerned parent telling DailyMail.com: ‘I can’t even imagine the scenario of how this unfolded. What young boy isn’t going to gang bang a woman giving him alcohol and dip.

Indeed. One of life’s great questions.

Now, you may look at YouTube or headlines periodically and realize this whole “older female teacher and younger boys” thing seems to be happening a lot of…