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Basically, this girl — whose name is apparently Haley, and despite differing media reports, it seems she is a preschool teacher outside of Nashville — was leaving a bar in Nash with her friend. This street reporter guy, who has a YouTube and TikTok channel, asked her and her friend a series of questions. The girls are drunk. The full interview is 13 minutes and kinda meandering, but this part went viral. The reporter (“reporter”) says: “What’s one move you can do in bed that makes him go crazy?”
The girl here says: “You gotta give him that HAWK (makes spitting sound) TUAH (emphasis) and spit on that thing.”
I cannot wait until she gets on The Today Show and Savannah has to ask, “So, you mean the penis, right?” Indeed, that is what she means.
This has gone insanely viral and now apparently this young woman has a talent agent and is selling hats + other merch, as Daily Mail hath reported:
Lot of hand-wringing, memes, and jokes about this one in the last two weeks, including “Oh God, what would her father think?” I’m sure her father is not insanely proud of this moment, but he probably does like her ability to monetize it. Also, at some point, once your daughter is 25+, don’t you have to understand she’s probably had sex and done stuff that also aided in her creation? I mean, you can’t bury your head in the sand forever as a dad. I digress.
I wanted to quickly unpack why this seems to go so viral. Here’s what I got.
