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Trump Is Now Officially Deranged, So Of Course He Wants Biden Back In
America has a huge boner for supposed “strength” and “virility,” and via social media and IG and elite neighborhoods and “keeping up with the Joneses,” America also has a deep comparison problem, so when we see two things, we naturally compare them.
Trump was mauling Biden as a result. Biden looked old and feeble and said the wrong things and couldn’t finish sentences and everyone has had a parent or grandparent like that, and it made us all wince and recoil. So, he had to get out. Eventually, he did.
While all that was happening, though, Trump continued what’s now a 40-year pattern of deranged bullshit for him. He just makes stuff up on the spot and sees how the audience reacts, and if he gets a WWE-style pop, he keeps going with it or he uses it for a while until he finds something else that gets a similar reaction.
He’s been posting insane word salads on Twitter and now TruthSocial for almost a decade. We all know it’s deranged and we don’t really want this guy with the nuke codes either, but he looked better than Biden, and felt more powerful and in command of himself, so we said, “OK, this shit for a little while longer."
