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The Bartender Sweet Spot On Burnout
Just some observations from the other side of the mahogany.

I got drilled out of a consulting-type job around mid-August, and I was kinda done with the notion of white-collar work in many respects after that happened. I’d been chasing the white-collar drain for about 22 years, often in meaningless roles with bellowing morons above me (or people who just ignored me and probably thought my name was “Todd”), so I decided to try and bartend. I’ve bartended at three-four places since, although now I’m in this weird arc where I’m kinda doing “training” at multiple places, and the “training” takes a while because the licensed trainers up and leave, which inhibits my ability to start tip-earning shifts. Anyway. Away we go, right?
In the time I’ve been bartending, I’ve figured out a little Goldilocks-type thing at different places. You basically have three tiers of existence on a bar shift:
- Utterly slammed: Just making drinks and filling food orders nonstop. No time to clean anything, no time to chat with guests. Just hitting deliverables.
- Mid-tier: Slammed at parts, down at parts. Can talk in pockets. Can clean and get ready for the end of the shift.
- Booooooring: No One is ordering drinks or food.
All are good and bad in different measure. They all also apply to white-collar work.
(1) is akin to burnout, a common topic of the last 10 years — and by “common topic,” I mean something we all discuss but very few make any attempt to solve.
(3) is “Bore-Out,” and also the inability to make money via tips, both of which are bad. “Bore-Out” is also more common inside white-collar jobs than anyone readily admits.