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On Having Kids To Avoid Social Commitments
Anecdotally, I’ve probably had 12 people tell me in the last few years some variation of this: “Kids are hard but awesome, and one of the best parts is that you can opt out of so many social situations.” I would never claim that’s the primary reason people choose to have children, but I think for a nice slice of the introvert class and a heaping slice of some other classes, it probably is a perk of entering BabyLand.
I’ve got this one dude I know from afar. We were at best casual acquaintances and now are more like frenemies. Masculinity is confusing. Anyway, he had a set of twins years ago, and all his friends would tell me that for 36 months after the twins were born, he’d respond to any social text with:
“Twins (shrug emoji)”
That literally lasted three years.
Here’s the full list of reasons why people have kids, best I can tell:
