No, Tom And Gisele's Situation Is Not “A Microcosm Of Modern Marriage”
If you follow celebrity bullshit, you may be familiar with the general arc of Tom Brady and Gisele Bund-I’m not gonna try to spell it correctly, who were together for over a decade and had two children together, who I believe are now 14 and 11. He had a previous child with Bridget Moynihan, an actress best known for either Sex and the City or Blue Bloods, depending on what exactly you watch and care about.
Anyway, Tom and Gisele did split eventually. Recently, it came to light that she is now pregnant again, at 44, with a ju-jitsu instructor that many people claimed she cheated on Tom with. This is years ago, I.e. the cheating rumors, and now her and this guy appear to be “together.” Tom Brady, who is a human male despite the football success, posted some Fleetwood Mac shit on his Instagram that was deemed as “cryptic” by everyone under the sun. Meanwhile, Brady — who seems to live in Miami next to Ivanka and Jared Kushner and ride jetskis all day in between preparing for a FOX broadcast the next Sunday — I’m sure is doing fine in the female department. He was linked to Irina Shayk for a while, who I believe is the (more celebrity bullshit) mother of Bradley Cooper’s kid, but maybe that’s over. I dunno.