If You Are A Fan Of Drunken Body-Cams, Well, Here’s A Good One

Family drama in Florida.

I do spend a little bit of my down time watching police body cam and true crime stuff (“content”) online, but sue me, as this is one of my particular approaches to the ennui of late-stage capitalism and at-scale automation. Maybe some of it is me wanting to realize others also do stupid stuff out in the world. The psychology is deep.

I’ve watched many a body cam in the last 2–3 years, and linked several right here on my account. I am always down for one that produces a chuckle and yet, the people remain safe and no one is dying unnecessarily. I believe we have one of those today.

Best I can tell backstory-wise here, you have a family from St. Louis — mom is named Paige, dad is named Dan, and son is named Caden or Kaden. I believe the son might be a star volleyball player back in the St. Louis suburbs. Nice.

Well, this family goes down to Florida for some vacation time, and they either own or rent a house somewhere in Bay County. The seat of Bay County is Panama City, so I’m going to guess it’s there.

On this vacation, the family brought along Caden/Kaden’s girlfriend, Lillian. She is the star of this story, as it begins with her drunk, meandering, and making little sense — with a bloody knee and a…