Father’s Day, AKA Where Basic White Women Dig Deep For Adjectives

While tongue-in-cheek, this also isn’t untrue.

Before we get going super deep on this post, let me admit my caveats and failings upfront. I am pretty sure I’m infertile, thus can’t get my wife pregnant, and many people read posts like this as bitterness. I am sure there is a percentage bitterness, but it’s honestly mostly…