Brendan Banfield Tried The Old Law And Order Swerve To Be With His Nanny

And now he might be cooked.

Ted Bauer
3 min readSep 12, 2024

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It’s a plot basically out of Law and Order: SVU (and one other case I will bring up later). Here’s the outline.

This guy Brendan Banfield was married to a woman named Christine. I can already tell you that if you search Google Images for Christine, there are some “very skinny” photos and some “very large” photos, probably post-pregnancy. If you remember the Chris Watts case, as most do, a big thing happening there was Watts got more jacked as he had kids, and eventually strayed. It doesn’t look like Brendan Banfield got jacked, but the straying is probably because of the kid and the body image, which is what men commonly hide behind.

He strayed with his nanny (cliche), who was Brazilian (double cliche). Seems like they wanted Christine out of the picture, so here’s what they did: they took a bikini photo that Christine sent her husband, and they put it on a fetish site saying she was seeking rough sex + knife play. It appears Brendan was on the site, faking to be…

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Ted Bauer

I write about a lot of different topics, from work to masculinity to relationships and social dynamics, I.e. modern friendship. Pleasure to be here.