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Alyssia Langley And Timothy Stephens May Well Actually Breed Together (EGAD)
You may be familiar with this couple who went viral in all the wrong ways this past week. They’re from Georgia, but were passed out on Daytona Beach with a bottle of Crown and a bunch of beer cans. When the cops woke them up (which took eight tries), the cops immediately asked: “Where are your kids?” They pointed to the shoreline, but the kids weren't there. Now, thankfully, the kids were safe at a nearby hotel, but these two “clowns” (which a local sheriff called them) had no clue.
Stephens and Langley are 27, and the kids are 5 and 7, so I initially figured that the kids aren’t Timothy’s biologically — and I was right. They belong to some other guy, but Stephens raises them to the point that he’s called “other daddy.” I suppose you can argue with the term “he raises them” after this video.
There are a couple of semi-relevant takes to be had here, I’d say.
