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A problem of men: The pussy-profit paradigm

Ted Bauer
3 min readAug 13, 2022

I came up with this about a week ago. Like any not-really-developed theory, it has a lot of holes in it and is based largely on stereotypes. For these things, I do apologize upfront. I do think there’s a bit of validity on it, though, or else I wouldn’t even put down some thoughts.

First things first: I used to have this joke back in my 20s. I usually said it to girls and a lot of times it was a way to try and get somewhere romantically (sexually?) with them. The whole crux of it was, “Well, men are so limited.” I could usually make this work because I’m pretty overtly masculine — large, off-task man — but I can talk about things like romantic comedies, Beyonce, female backstabbing, travel, and the like (so essentially I can resonate with females). I would sometimes extend the joke to “Sometimes in the morning, I weep for being a man.” That part probably sounds a little over-dramatic. You know what? It is. But 20-something males aren’t the greatest people on Earth.

And now we come to the point.

Second things second: I hate the word “pussy” in the female anatomy context, but I used it here for alliterative purposes.

The idea: many men (and remember, I said this borrows from stereotypes) to chase pussy (romantic connections or sexual flings) and then profit (bigger, better, higher-paying jobs)…

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Ted Bauer
Ted Bauer

Written by Ted Bauer

I write about a lot of different topics, from work to masculinity to relationships and social dynamics, I.e. modern friendship. Pleasure to be here.

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